$SPLARGATEmonday ain't no fun day splargateers...
A ragtag crew of office drones called the Splargateers hijacks the most hated day of the week with escalating pranks that turn corporate drudgery into an all-out citywide rebellion.
A ragtag crew of office drones called the Splargateers hijacks the most hated day of the week with escalating pranks that turn corporate drudgery into an all-out citywide rebellion.
Synopsis
Every Monday morning the Splargateers assemble in secret beneath a crumbling downtown office tower, armed with glitter bombs, fake memos, and zero chill. Their mission: dismantle the soul-sucking routine that turns workers into zombies. What begins as harmless desk sabotage explodes when a viral video drags them into a corporate conspiracy run by the tyrannical CEO of SplargCorp. As the team races across the city rigging elevators, hijacking coffee trucks, and staging flash mobs, they discover their pranks are the only thing keeping an entire generation from total burnout. By Sunday night the Splargateers must choose between fading back into cubicle obscurity or blowing the whole system sky-high in one glorious, unhinged finale.
The story
Burned-out barista Splarg recruits four fellow wage slaves after another soul-crushing Monday. They swear an oath to make the next Monday legendary.
Pranks escalate from copier chaos to citywide disruptions, attracting media attention and the wrath of SplargCorp's menacing security force.
Cornered in the CEO's penthouse, the Splargateers pull off their wildest stunt yet, exposing the company's Monday mind-control scheme and inspiring workers everywhere.
The cast
Former middle-manager turned Monday avenger who channels chronic lateness into brilliant chaos.
dream cast: Ryan Reynolds
Numbers whiz who cracks security systems by day and writes anti-corporate manifestos by night.
dream cast: Awkwafina
Ex-janitor whose broom-swinging skills prove invaluable when things get physical.
dream cast: John Cena
Social-media savant who turns every Splargateers stunt into instant viral gold.
dream cast: Zendaya
Middle-aged accountant dragged into the crew who slowly discovers he was born for mischief.
dream cast: Paul Rudd
Dream crew
in the style of Edgar Wright - frenetic comedic timing master
in the style of Diablo Cody - razor-sharp dialogue savant
in the style of Ludwig Göransson - propulsive mischief anthems
Cold open
INT. CUBICLE FARM - 7:02 A.M. Fluorescent lights buzz like angry hornets. Rows of zombies stare at loading screens. SPLARG, 32, hoodie up, slides a glitter bomb under the copy machine. SPLARG (whisper) Monday ain't no fun day, splargateers. LILA at her desk hits ENTER. Every printer in the building erupts, spewing thousands of pages that read "QUIT YOUR JOB." DUKE grins from the mail room, releasing a flock of inflatable flamingos that float toward the ceiling. MIMI films it all on her phone. MIMI (into camera) Hashtag SplargAttack. See you next Monday.
Why now
In an era of quiet quitting and return-to-office mandates, audiences are starving for cathartic, joyful revenge against the nine-to-five machine that feels more oppressive than ever.
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