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no ima puking of the world...

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An average nobody starts puking the entire planet into existence and must decide whether to swallow reality or let it all splatter out.

Being John Malkovich meets The World's End

An average nobody starts puking the entire planet into existence and must decide whether to swallow reality or let it all splatter out.

Surreal Comedy / Body Horrorabsurd grotesque existential hilarious chaoticcreationidentitychaos

Synopsis

When slacker delivery driver Norm starts violently puking up cars, buildings, and eventually entire continents, he realizes he is quite literally vomiting the world into being. What begins as a disgusting party trick escalates into cosmic responsibility as governments, cults, and his own estranged family beg him to stop or keep going. Norm must navigate a reality that keeps rewriting itself every time he retches while battling the terrifying urge to purge it all away.

The story

Act I

Norm discovers his power after a brutal hangover and accidentally pukes his apartment building into a new dimension. Friends turn it into viral fame until he hurls an entire city block.

Act II

World leaders capture him and force him to puke new resources while reality glitches and duplicates spawn; Norm’s body rebels as he fights the urge to finish the job and erase everything.

Act III

In a final purge on the edge of oblivion Norm chooses to swallow the world back down, resetting existence and leaving only a single knowing wink to the audience.

The cast

Norm Spillerthe reluctant creator

Former delivery driver whose stomach literally contains the universe; terrified of his own power yet addicted to the attention.

dream cast: Paul Rudd

Dr. Lena Vossthe ambitious scientist

Brilliant gastroenterologist who sees Norm as the key to rewriting reality and her own tragic past.

dream cast: Awkwafina

Vince "The Gut" Malonethe sleazy manager

Norm’s opportunistic best friend who turns the puking into a global media empire until it backfires spectacularly.

dream cast: Jason Bateman

Sister Mirathe true believer

Fanatical leader of the Church of the Sacred Heave who worships Norm’s vomit as divine creation.

dream cast: Tilda Swinton

Karen Spillerthe estranged mother

Norm’s no-nonsense mom who just wants her son to stop destroying and recreating the suburbs.

dream cast: Jamie Lee Curtis

Dream crew

Director

in the style of Edgar Wright — kinetic gross-out precision

Writer

in the style of Charlie Kaufman — reality-bending mindfuckery

Composer

in the style of Danny Elfman — whimsical nightmare carnival

Cold open

INT. NORM'S STUDIO APARTMENT - NIGHT

A cheap pizza box and three empty beer cans sit on a stained rug. NORM SPILLER, 32, unshaven, in boxers, clutches his stomach on the couch.

NORM
(groaning)
Never again. I swear—

He lurches to the sink. A violent heave. Instead of vomit, a shiny red Toyota Corolla crashes out, smashing the counter. Horn blaring.

NORM
What the—

Another heave. A fire hydrant. Then a screaming pigeon. Norm stares, horrified, as the sink overflows with city blocks in miniature.

NORM
(whispering)
No... I'm puking the world...

Why now

In an era of endless doom-scrolling, climate dread, and collective burnout, audiences crave cathartic chaos that turns existential nausea into something explosively funny and oddly hopeful.
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